Nov
12
Anti Ante Meridiem
Lovers of sunrises-line up, pucker up, and kiss my black ass. From the wrong side of the bed, the daylight that’s ignoring my blanket drapes is as welcome as a tumor on my testicles. I hear Alaska is pleasant this time of year.
To everyone who just revved their engines-have a good day at work, honey. Don’t mind my incessant whining over my inability to wake up to a steady job or sleep soundly for the sake of a steady job. I will be here when you get off, ruing the door claps and your kids’ raucous antics.
God I need a nap.
