February 2012
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Bravo!
2009 - I flashed my HTC Touch Pro to MetroPCS, and probably jerked off to an airbrushed photo of myself effortlessly mounting a rearing Clydesdale, one foot in the stirrups, and the other standing upon the cheek of Manuel Noriega.  One hand was clenched and aimed toward God’s floor, and the other was handily sky firing an M16 A4. …but wait, I had nothing to do with designing or...
Feb 25th
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Oh, Ladies.
Leggings, tights, and yoga pants are not pants. That said, keep up the good work. 
Feb 3rd
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